I Hope nobody feels offended by my remarks. 
      
        
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            Where do I sign ?
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            You can put on that check whatever you want,  
            I said he isn't for sale.
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            I just sold them your truck ;-)
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            And there was this little girl, her name was Mary. She had this
            little lamb .....
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            All you have to do, is to sign here and the flying carpet is yours.
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            Cheese :-)
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            Don't believe what they say, of course Santa is still in business. 
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            I don't know if this carpet you bought me is the right thing.
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            Don't tell me I can't fly the thing.
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